Why am I A LIMO GENIUS & everyone Else A FOOL?
Can I be the only geniuses alive in the limo industry and everyone else is just a fool? First I would like to state that anyone who thinks or perceives the world as such are really fooling themselves. If such were to be true, then these fools may consider opening a casino. God has given every man a brain, and some common sense to make sensible decisions. So Why do these fools view the world filled with fools? It is their thinking or their belief that they can deceive others into bullshit. Okay so, here are some examples of how these fools deceive.
Recently I have seen ads on CRAIGSLIST, that read, �Need professional luxury limousine service owner operators, We are not a black car service--We are a high end service and best rates, only need 2012 XTS, MKT, MKS, S550, ESCALADE�. Wow, I sense power and luxury and my overall impression about this high end luxury car service is that business is thriving. I am always examining my market and newest entrants. So I decided to call as a customer to recon the market. I discovered that this company owners were just seeking to hire idiots who would offer high end services for them and get paid from them at taxi cab prices or less. The owner at this limo service advertises on his website $55.00 an hour/2 hr minimum plus 20% gratuity for local use in New York City- yet he went on rambling about such limousine rates are a history. The owner of Universal Limo in Brooklyn went onto explain that he is not a new kid on the block and he only pays out for point to point pricing (zone to zone) anywhere between $25.00 to $40.00 minus 30% commission. Mr. Urey could not explain why he failed to modify his website to reflect point to point rates (lowered rates ), whereas he is actively advertising 2hour minimum rate for all local use. I believe that he is a the bigger fool of all who perceives he take take advantage of all other fools. So what other kinds of fools have I encountered in the New York Limo market?
Another foolish advert on Craigslist � Need owner operators, as we are from UK and we are bringing our contracts, clients and travel agent business to NY- but please join us- must have luxury vehicle with a million dollar insurance policy.� I called this company and only discovered that this car service is offering a JFK airport transfer at $57.00 when a taxicab is at $52.00. And its is more bizarre as they state that they are bringing their accounts to New York. Does that seem to undermine the readers intelligence? How does one bring accounts over in a day of high speed internet connectivity, and emails? If a company already has accounts, all they need to do is process reservations for their existing travel accounts in an another city. After reading their ad, I felt as if we are in an age where no computers exist and the company has to manually bring cabinets and their clients files and folders across the Atlantic. It gets more bizarre, as I asked one of my affiliates in UK about this company. Churchill Executive Cars is not event listed and or is in existent transportation carrier with London Transport Public Carriage. Am I the fool here, or are you the fool?
So another foolish company attempted to explain how hourly rate applies for trips. This fool tells me that hourly rate begins at starting at pickup time and ending upon drop time -EVEN FOR TRIPS THAT BEYOND our operating area. This fool only wants to pay travel time back if the trips were way up north in Buffalo. So this fool wants to pay on a trip from New York City to Hartford CT as a 2 hour trip because the cute i phone displays 2 hours travel time. Trips of such kind are billed at hourly or mileage from garage to garage ** (whichever is greater)**. In another words, at $2.00 x 100miles (50miles each way) comes at a base rate of $400.00- buy yet these fools try telling me that it is a two hour trip at $100.00. Even if we applied REAL travel Time (not I phone time), this trip can take almost 6-7 hours (both way)-which would still be greater than $100.00.
Seriously, who is the fool here? Are these fools really beginning to make us believe that the world is flat even after we have already sent astronauts in space? This article is for all of your LIMO GENIUS fools who believe that others are fools. Limo fools you cannot succeed and or build affiliate relationships by believing such nonsense. Industry affiliates will simply not even consider helping you fools in the time of your critical needs.
So it is time to end foolish beliefs within the limousine industry.
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